porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The adults are the big ones right?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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