he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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