she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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