Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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