i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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