Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
so much tequila, so little girl.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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