omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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