she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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