But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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