maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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