Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
