Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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