Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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