it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Sorry my hands just texted you
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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