She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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