Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
barbara walters just said penis...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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