At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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