I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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