I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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