Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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