He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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