Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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