My pussy is not your playground.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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