be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he fucked my hip out of place.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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