Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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