My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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