I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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