I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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