But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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