she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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