Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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