Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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