I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You may now shotgun with the bride
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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