It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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