Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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