At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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