he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You need a sexual gate keeper
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Sext me about skeletons
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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