They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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