How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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