He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
