Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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