sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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