I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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