How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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