hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
When did angry sex become our thing?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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