i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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