we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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