I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
zippers are such a cool invention
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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