Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I need to calm my uterus...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
dude. I can hear the air.
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