Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Oh god it's open bar.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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